How it started
A remedial massage in Australia runs eighty to a hundred and thirty dollars an hour. Do that monthly and you have spent more in a year than most people spend on a mattress.
The alternative on the shelf was a twenty-dollar box that vibrated, felt like nothing, and lived in a drawer by week two. We wanted the thing in between, and it did not exist at a price we would pay ourselves.
What we will not do
We will not tell you a massager fixes a disc, cures a migraine, or replaces a doctor. It does not, and the shops that say so are borrowing trust they did not earn.
We will not run a countdown clock that resets when you reload. And we will not sell you four products when one does the job.
What we look for before anything goes on the site
It has to do one job properly
Not eight functions done badly so the box carries more bullet points than the competitor next to it.
We use it ourselves for a month first
Most things fail this. Novelty wears off in about nine days and then you find out what you actually bought.
The claim has to survive a physio reading it
If someone who treats necks for a living would wince at the wording, the wording changes.
It has to cost less than the appointments it replaces
Otherwise you should just book the appointment, and we will tell you so.
Where we are going
Same niche, slowly. Recovery for people who sit down for a living: the neck, the shoulders, the lower back, the hips that stiffen by Thursday.
If you have something that helps and we have missed it, tell us. Half the range came from a customer email.